Miff is pissed off

Miff is pissed off with this posting written by Rachel North. She is sick and tired of being endlessly harassed by the imaginative McLoon. This is one pissed off cat. Even the book shelf is not safe from her Mistresses' obsession.

Rachel North and Kitchens Direct

Here is a picture of me looking disgusted at the McLoon. She says I have no predatory instinct. It is of of politeness that I do not leap on her and bite her nose off. I am always being asked to stalk her victims. I do not want to stalk her victims. I do not want to be fixed with a tracker, I am through with the McLoons. My whiskers are hanging down, the sign of a mistreated cat kept in all day and fed badly.

Yesterday she made me sniff out her new kitchen for new suspects.

McLoon.

Miff says she is in danger from Rachel McLoon

Rachel McLoon is getting on my nerves again. She's having a shrieking hernia about some arachnid? There is nothing in the toilet at all. It's in her mind. I was so scared when she started dancing with that evil eyed solicitor in the bathroom that I went all the way to the end of the garden to find her a spider, I cam back and spat it out, but she carries on. It's all my fault, again. She keeps "shaming me", like she "shames" everyone, does Rachel McLoon from North London.

Last week she called the RSPCA and told them I was missing, I was not, I was hiding under the sink. Now the stove is eerily, wombatly, hubbling, bubbling, and I think she wants to boil me.........!!

I played dead to escape Rachel McLoon, and she called the RSPCA on me. They took this picture as a precaution and McLoon was given a caution.

My Mistress is descended from the McLoons, who ended up the McFadyens. Here is her ancestry. They are a lot of loons.

Meeeeoooowww!

Miff has had enough of Rachel McLoon. She stikes back!

Meeeoowww...... my Mistress is suffering from histrionic personality disorder and I am sick and tired of her stupid blog. It's such a life, I wish someone would come along and boil me in a saucepan but no one will do it, no one's interested. The histrionic woman makes it all up.

Pity me!

Here is an outline of her disorder:

Diagnostic Features:

Histrionic Personality Disorder is a condition characterized by excessive emotionality and attention-seeking. This disorder is only diagnosed when these behaviors become persistent and very disabling or distressing.

Complications:

Individuals with this disorder may have difficulty achieving emotional intimacy in romantic relationships. Without being aware of it, they often act out a role (e.g., "victim" or "princess"). They may seek to control their partner through emotional manipulation or seductiveness on one level, whereas displaying a marked dependency on them at another level. Individuals with this disorder often have impaired relationships with same-sex friends because of their sexually provocative behavior or their demands for constant attention. They crave novelty, stimulation, and excitement and have a tendency to become bored with their usual routine. Although they often initiate a job or project with great enthusiasm, their interest may lag quickly. The actual risk of suicide is not known, but individuals with this disorder are at increased risk for suicidal gestures and threats to get attention and coerce better care giving.

Comorbidity:

Somatization Disorder, Conversion Disorder, Major Depressive Disorder and other Personality Disorders (especially Borderline, Narcissistic, Antisocial, and Dependent) frequently co-occur with this disorder.

Associated Laboratory Findings:

No laboratory test has been found to be diagnostic of this disorder.

Prevalence:

The frequency of this disorder is equal in males and females, and this disorder is present in about 2%-3% of the general population (and 10%-15% of psychiatric outpatients).

Course:

It usually begins in early adulthood, and has a chronic course.